Challenges Proposed to the List

Initiation Challenge

Cooper was made a member of the Bookhouse Boys. Well, I figure a secret society like that has to have some kind of initiation, right? So, write the "missing" initiation scene. Not too many requirements, a few optional elements to spark the imagination.

Required:
Cooper/Truman
an explanation of the tradition(s) involved in the initiation

Optional:
-an audience (that they're aware of, or one that they're unaware of)
-an excerpt from Cooper's tapes describing the events (I just *love* that plot device)
-Harry made the whole thing up just to get Coop into bed


Cascade, Washington Challenge

The Sentinel and Twin Peaks both take place in Washington State, right? Crossover!


JJW Challenge

Write a story slashing Jack with someone. I don't care, who, when, where, how, or why, it can even be the missing scene -the details of what happened inside his airplane, you know the one- which would technically be adult rather than slash, I don't care. You get the idea. A nice, hot little story involving Jack.


Create-your-own-story Challenge

Cooper was gazing at ________, admiring the way his _______ caught the light from the _________. All thoughts of _________ were temporarily pushed from his mind.

"Cooper?" ______said. "Are you OK? You seem a little _______."

Cooper's hand tightened on his standard-issue FBI _________. Dared he tell _______ how he felt, how he longed to _________ what lay underneath that________? Would _________ ever _______ a _______ like him?

"______, I've been thinking." Cooper began.

"About what?" ________ replied, not looking up from the ________ in his hand. He was so ________!

"How about lunch?" Cooper suggested. He believed that when preparing to discuss ________ matters, it was always best to be _______.

"Lunch? Coop, it's ____ o'clock in the _______!"

"Well, it's lunchtime in _______." Cooper replied, grinning, "And as the ________ say, never pass up an opportunity for _________."

_________ was looking at him now. A smile tugged at the corner of that _______ mouth. Was that a ________ look in his eye?

"Hmm. . .Well, if you're hungry, I just happen to have some _______."

To Cooper's amazement, he pulled _________ out of his _______. Cooper's _________ was _________. He hadn't been this ______ since his scouting days, when he had learned that a _______ could be used for ________.

"That's the best offer I've had all day." Cooper sighed happily as ________ proceeded to _______ his_______ with ________.

"I didn't know you knew how to _______. Why, _______, you're just full of surprises."

The _____.


"Rent" challenge

Use the following line from "Rent" in a story: "I didn't recognize you without the handcuffs."


KITH Challenge

Adapt a Kids in the Hall sketch to Twin Peaks.


The Princess Bride Challenge

What would The Princess Bride look like if it starred characters from Twin Peaks?


Stargate SG-1 Challenge

It seems possible that Major Briggs and General Hammond could be, as the LMFAP would say, "one and the same" -or they could be twins or identical cousins (we've already seen that in TP, right?) or something-so crossover! Stargate SG-1 and Twin Peaks-any way you like.

ABC Challenge

Write a Twin Peaks ABC fic. ABC fic is fic in which each line of the story begins with a consecutive letter of the alphabet, starting wherever you like. For example, line 1 might begin with T, then the next line would begin with U, then V, and so on, wrapping all the way around for at least one trip through the alphabet, as long as you like.

Double R Slash Challenge

In memory of the RR fire. Any pair you want, the only rule is the setting. Harry stops in for a probationary vist to Hank? Albert and Coop go on a coffee and doughnut run? James and Bobby hold a We-Survived-Laura 12 step meeting in the men's room?


Albert in Leather Challenge

After spotting a photo of Miguel Ferrer in a weathered black leather jacket, a story was suggested. Tir's response was: "But Albert wouldn't be caught dead wearing that." So it's now a challenge. Get Albert into a black leather jacket. Alive.


BOB Halloween Challenge

The list received a Halloween greeting card from BOB with the following text:
"TRICK OR TREAT, BABY!!
I'm dressing up as SPECIAL AGENT DALE COOPER this year! Oh, wait...I did that already! HA HA HA HA!!! Yeah, that was quite a night. We turned some tricks and had some treats...not that those stories are of any interest to you. I've seen the stories you tell, and it's obvious that you dainty darlings aren't about to let ME in on any fun. But maybe that could change? It's almost Halloween, after all. Can All Souls Day be far behind?"
So, anyone up for BOB's challenge?


Pilot challenge

At the end of the pilot, Coop goes off alone to his "clean, reasonably priced" room at the Great Northern and Harry goes off to talk to the Devil Woman. Somebody fix this, please?