Gossip

Gossip: ABC fic
By Joanne Collins
Rated PG-13 for sexual allusions.
Characters: Donna and Audrey.
Written for LFB’s birthday.
Well, this is my very first attempt at any TP fic, feedback is appreciated.

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"Cooper,” Donna said.

"Donna, that’s the most obvious answer in the world," Audrey replied.

"Ever think about him and Harry...or that Rosenfeld guy?"

"Fucking, you mean? Sure. I think Harry’s more likely, though. Just something about the way they look at each other."

"Gosh, ya think?" Donna replied sarcastically.

"Harry was so cut up over Josie, and Coop was there for him."

"Josie...I would never’ve thought that she’d be like that. Was the sex really..."

"Kinky? Well, remember Laura? Josie taught her *everything*."

"Laura...how could I ever forget...I once thought that maybe..."

"More than friends?"

"Not meant to be, I guess. I loved her, but I don’t know if it was as more than a friend."

"Orgasms aren’t everything. I think she did love you, as much as she was capable of loving anyone, after what that bastard did to her. Leland..."

"Palmer...but it wasn’t really him. Leland was so devastated when he found out. You know, I did once wonder if he and Benjamin were, well, I knew about their wives, but I wondered if they were, well.."

"Queer?"

Rolling over, Donna began to laugh at the old-fashioned expression.

"So I like to shock, I thought you knew that already."

"Thought? You knew I knew, you know?"

"Ugh, what a horrible pun."

"Very much in the spirit of the evening. It’s been fun. We needed to cut loose a bit."

"Well, that was the intention. And I know it’s been hard for you finding out about my father...our father."

"Xerox!" Audrey added, filling in the clue in the crossword puzzle.

"Yes, but there is one good thing. I have you, a sister I can actually *talk* to. Life at home is somewhat of a..."

"Zoo? From what you’ve told me."

"Ah, yes, that could describe it. What’s next?"

"Belgian chocolate. The good stuff. Nothing like it when you’re talking."

FINIS

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Joanne Collins

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