"Het" Means "Hot" in Norwegian

"HET" MEANS "HOT" IN NORWEGIAN
By Serin
ABC Fic
Rated R for slashy situations
Leland/Sven (Ha!)
Written for the Bookhouse Boys ABC challenge
Note: This takes place the morning of the pilot, just before the meeting that the news about Laura interrupts.

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LELAND: You seem very zestful this morning, if I may say so.

SVEN: Zestful? What is this?

LELAND: All full of...zest. What I mean is, I'm glad you're enjoying your stay in Twin Peaks.

SVEN: But it is not the Twin Peaks that fill me with zest, Leland.

LELAND: Can I help you with something?

SVEN: Do not fight it any longer!

LELAND: Excuse me!

SVEN: From the time I first saw yu, I am waiting for this moment.

LELAND: Goodness! Oh, how do I say this...I'm not...Sven, I'm...

SVEN: Het!

LELAND: I'm het! Yes, that's right!

SVEN: Ja, and I am het too, Leland! Het fur yu!

LELAND: Keep your voice down, please!

SVEN: Leland, Mr. Horne means nothing to me! It is yu that I want!

LELAND: Mr. Horne? *Ben* Horne?!

SVEN: No, Mr. Yerry Horne. He likes it when I do this.

LELAND: Oh! Why, that's, um, that's...

SVEN: Please to take this off, Leland.

LELAND: Quite something...Oh!

SVEN: Rest, please, Leland.

LELAND: Sven...I think you mean "relax." No offense, your English is very...Oh!

SVEN: There is a word that Mr. Yerry Horne taught me.

LELAND: Umph...

SVEN: Very much I like this word.

LELAND: Wha...what word?

SVEN: Xenophilia...

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Serin

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